Did you consider yourself an armchair molecular paleontologist at the age of eleven? Chances are, youve got InGens Mr. DNA to thank, in one of the snappiest and most critical examples of movie exposition ever. Performed by the late voice actor Greg Burson, he walks you through everything you need to know to understand author Michael Crichtons pseudoscience setup of JURASSIC PARK in just under two minutes. This design was previously sold out, but yes, life found a way and its back in stock now.

Printed by Impact Merchandising on Next Level 3600 royal blue tee, available in unisex sizes XS-4XL. Includes an official Jurassic Park hem tag and printed interior neck label.